The hypothesis that siphonariid polypropionates originate from nonenzymatic processes on acyclic biosynthetic precursors was tested by examining the properties of the putative common precursor for the S. zelandica decapropionates siphonarin B, caloundrin B, baconipyrone A, and baconipyrone C, i.e., (4S,5S,6S,8RS,10S,11S,12R,14R)-14-(6-ethyl-3,5-dimethyl-4-oxo-4H-pyran-2 -yl)-5,11-dihydroxy-4,6,8,10,12-pentamethylpentadecane-3,7,9,13-tetraone . The first synthesis of such a precursor was achieved in an efficient and fully enantioselective manner using a thiopyran-based strategy for polypropionate synthesis. This putative precursor, a complex mixture of ring-chain and keto-enol tautomers, was kinetically stable and isomerized exceedingly slowly to the thermodynamically more stable siphonarin B. In the presence of imidazole, the mixture reached apparent equilibrium within several hours giving siphonarin B as the predominant component (ca. 70%), thereby constituting its enantioselective total synthesis. In the presence of alumina, both siphonarin B and the dihydroxytetraone precursor underwent retro-Claisen rearrangements (via a hemiacetal tautomer) to give baconipyrones A and C among other products. This is the first total synthesis of baconipyrone A and "biomimetic" synthesis of baconipyrone C. Control experiments suggested that baconipyrone A was produced in an unprecedented cascade process where the intermediate enol(ate) of the retro-Claisen rearrangement was directly engaged in aldol cyclization while baconipyrone C resulted from simple ketonization of the enol(ate). These experiments provide the first unambiguous demonstration that the baconipyrones are plausible isolation artifacts and suggest they are most likely derived from siphonarins rather than an "acyclic" precursor. Caloundrin B was not detected among the products from any of the isomerization experiments, suggesting the possibility that it is an unstable biosynthetic product.